• me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

unwiltingblossom:

dianoetic:

Shikamaru is the scariest motherfucker in the whole series and no one can convince me otherwise. Naruto, Madara, Sasuke, the Kages— they will break your face easily but dude, Shikamaru buried a guy in his backyard, completely calm, and whispered, I’m your God now.
That’s some real shit, I tell you what.

Konoha won’t be too scary to mess with because Naruto is (nth) Hokage, it’ll be because Shikamaru is his advisor.

unwiltingblossom:

dianoetic:

Shikamaru is the scariest motherfucker in the whole series and no one can convince me otherwise. Naruto, Madara, Sasuke, the Kages— they will break your face easily but dude, Shikamaru buried a guy in his backyard, completely calm, and whispered, I’m your God now.

That’s some real shit, I tell you what.

Konoha won’t be too scary to mess with because Naruto is (nth) Hokage, it’ll be because Shikamaru is his advisor.

(via millzknowswassup)