everything you love is here
Me as a parent
If nature is your teacher, your soul will awaken.
For you, I’d steal the stars.
this makes me laugh every time without fail
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"The fuck you looking at, bitch."
the only 6 pack i need
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
kittens have their first sips of water [x]
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